UPA go...haa! My way of joking about the UPA government is to tell the truth as I see it. At a recent meeting of the Union

UPA go…haa! My way of joking about the UPA government is to tell the truth as I see it. At a recent meeting of the Union

Cabinet, the following resolution was passed with secular gusto unanimously:

?After the recent uprising of the Congress in Goa under the inspiring leadership of Goan Mahatma, Pratap Singh Rane, the Government have come to the conclusion that the people of Goa have forfeited its confidence. They can win it back only by redoubled efforts and more spectacularly secular exertions. Keeping this paramount factor in view, the Government has come to the conclusion that it will be in the larger national interest for the UPA to dissolve the people of Goa and to elect another.?

I would conclude with a limerick:

Dissolution for election
Election for dissolution
Indeed a Congress solution
For deathless Congress faction
In all parts of the nation
Most of all for secular Sonia satisfaction.
Amen!

A swan song

We do nothing.
We know nothing.
We do not know that we do nothing.
We do not want to know that we know nothing and do nothing.

We do not want to know that we do not want to know that we want to do nothing.
We do not want to know that we do not want to do what we are not doing.
We do not want to know that we do not want to know that we do not want to do what we are not doing.
We want to do everything not to have to know that we do not want to do what we are not doing.

We want to know everything that we have to know and have to do to that end.
So how can anyone say that we do not want to know or do anything?
We are a mighty coalition for streamlined omission for bonanza commission for boisterous emission without any remission for raucous transmission.

AMEN!!

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