“Satire is a mirror wherein beholders do generally discover everybody’s face but their own.” — Jonathan Swift
In the theatre of Indian politics, where foot-in-mouth syndrome is often a bipartisan sport, Aam Aadmi Party (AAP) has managed to stage a full-blown international embarrassment, starring none other than Punjab Chief Minister Bhagwant Mann. In what could generously be described as a tragicomedy, Mann chose to lampoon Prime Minister Narendra Modi’s meticulously planned five-nation tour of the Global South—earning not applause, but diplomatic rebuke.
In a stunningly ignorant tirade that mocked sovereign nations like Trinidad and Tobago, Ghana, and Namibia as if he were ridiculing local mohalla committees, Mann questioned the utility of engaging with “countries with 10,000 people” and mocked India’s growing stature in the Global South as if it were a stand-up routine gone wrong.
MEA to Mann: This Isn’t Open Mic Night
The Ministry of External Affairs (MEA), which normally speaks in carefully weighted diplomatese, was compelled to shed its calm and issue a rare public censure. “These remarks are irresponsible and regrettable and do not behove the state authority,” said MEA spokesperson Randhir Jaiswal, adding that the Government of India “disassociates itself from such unwarranted comments that undermine India’s ties with friendly countries.”
Translation: AAP, please stop embarrassing India in front of our international friends.
From ‘Mohalla Clinics’ to Mocking Multilateralism
For a party that once claimed to be the torchbearer of clean, honest, and “people-centric” politics, AAP now seems more invested in theatre than in governance. Whether it’s former Delhi CM Arvind Kejriwal demanding proof of surgical strikes or Bhagwant Mann sneering at Indian diplomacy, the party has repeatedly confused dissent with derision and leadership with loudness.
Mann’s remarks are not just tasteless; they’re strategically stupid. While the world acknowledges India’s pivotal role in the Global South — as a voice of the developing world, a G20 leader, and a diplomatic bridge between the East and West — AAP’s top brass in Punjab is busy inventing fictional banana republics for punchlines.
This, deviyo evam sajjano, is what happens when domestic street theatre is exported to international policy.
Mocking the Global South: The Neo-Colonial Irony
Let us not overlook the elephant in the room. Mann’s derogatory tone towards smaller Global South nations reeks of the very colonial elitism that India has historically fought against. It’s one thing to oppose a political leader’s choices; it’s quite another to insult entire nations that have shared civilisational, cultural, and historical ties with Bharat.
Would Mann have dared to mock a European tour? Or an American summit? Why then does he feel emboldened to deride sovereign nations of Africa, Latin America, and the Caribbean?
Ironically, this “common man’s party” has just delivered a very uncommon insult to the global fraternity of developing nations. Decolonisation, it seems, skipped AAP’s political syllabus.
Kejriwal’s Party, Mann’s Circus
While Mann plays jester on the world stage, the party’s supreme leader Arvind Kejriwal remains conveniently silent. Perhaps drafting his next appeal to the Supreme Court. Or calculating oxygen cylinder audits, or planning for his Nobel Peace Prize (ironic)
Meanwhile, the AAP propaganda machine shall be in full swing, attempting to spin this gaffe as ‘freedom of expression’. One wonders if AAP believes that freedom includes the liberty to humiliate the nation’s allies, disrupt diplomacy, and mock the international goodwill India has carefully nurtured.
When State Leaders Speak Like Street Performers
The MEA’s rebuke is more than just a slap on Mann’s wrist; it’s a reminder to all politicians that statesmanship is not stand-up comedy. When the Chief Minister of a border state with complex geopolitical challenges spends more time mocking the Prime Minister’s foreign visits than governing his own law-and-order crisis, it’s time for course correction.
The Aam Aadmi Party must introspect: Is political one-upmanship worth becoming a national liability? Because, in diplomacy, words can build bridges — or burn them.
And in this case, Mann has managed to strike a match in a room full of global goodwill.
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